(articles arranged most recent to oldest)
"Get Off Their Backs!" by Jim Sullivan
TV news talking heads deserve every penny of their huge salaries.
[July/August 1998]
"Serving You Better for All Your Military Needs" gleaned from the internet.
Help military contractors better meet your needs by filling out this helpful survey.
[May/June 1998]
"Gay Militia Movement Scores Major Electoral Victory" by d. baronov.
They're arming themselves for the Sexuality War, and they aren't taking any prisoners.
[March/April 1998]
"Princesses and Goddesses" by Fredrika Sprengle.
A New Age group gets gooey over the Diana hype.
[January/February 1998]
"Laughing in the Face of Death" by Matt Robesch.
Simultaneous Ryko releases keep the Bill Hicks legend alive.
[November/December 1997]
"Violence Workers" by Bo Richardson.
Shall we add a new category to the national census?
[November/December 1997]
"Where Have All the Cows Gone?" by Peter Boritz.
Ask Elsie what's become of her life.
[November/December 1997]
Will Durst, Comedian interviewed by Matt Robesch.
Social satirist brings his political eye to Seattle in October.
[September/October 1997]
"Humbled" by J. Pleh.
Chronically unemployed? Get a job as a career counselor!
[September/October 1997]
"Gringolandia" by Jonathon Gallant and Lorenzo Milam.
A guide for puzzled Mexicans.
[July/August 1997]
"All the Wrong Questions" by Matt Robesch.
If reporters knew what to ask, they'd be dangerous.
[May/June 1997]
I'm a Gator by Doug Collins.
Thinly veiled sarcasm.
[March/April 1997]
"Clueless in Bellingham" by Bo Richardson.
Cops are coming for your phones.
[January/February 1997]
"A Refugee in a Dance Club" by Chieu Toan.
An immigrant explains the origin of an English idiom.
[November/December 1996]
"Disney Gives Bennies to Same-sex Partners" by Cory Herndon.
And God is Upset.
[September/October 1996]
"Bob Dole Says 'Hello'" by John Ambrosavage.
When Ambro met Robo-Candidate.
[July/August 1996]
"MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack" by Lance Davis.
... and other late night ramblings.
[April/May 1996]
"Phone Sex Follies" by Carol Steele.
"Hey Anus Boy, can I fondle your ball sack?"
[February/March 1996]
"Roll Over, Lao Tzu!" by Doug Collins.
The Tao of shameless book marketing.
[February/March 1996]
"Acid Spill Dissolves 21 Elves" by Mike Blain.
Accident focuses attention on North Pole Productions labor dispute.
[December/January 1996]
"A Note of Appreciation from the Rich," by Bruce Clifton.
Keep up the good work, America is doing just fine.
[Aug/Sept 1995]
"It's the Will of God," by Matt Robesch.
A frightening glimpse into the not-so-distant future of Washington State.
[June/July 1995]
"The Graying of America," by John Ambrosavage.
The caste system at Boeing.
[April/May 1995]
"The Revolution Will Not be Televised,"
Free Press Midwest Correspondent Jenny Schmid goes to a labor rally in Decatur, IL.
[Feb/Mar 1995]
"Good Boy Bill" by John Ambrosavage.
America's richest man helps with the dishes.
[December/January 1995]
"Ambro's Little List of Sayings" by John Ambrosavage.
To help you get through the day.
[October/November 1994]
"I Balance, I Weave, I Dodge, and All My Bills Are Paid" by Hugh Gallagher.
He just wants to go to college.
[June/July 1994]
"Sir Alexander Korda's Guide to Full Employment" by John Ambrosavage.
How I learned to stop worrying and start spending.
[April/May 1994]
"Are You a Semi-Spamivore?" by Mike Blain.
The final say on 'you are what you eat'.
[December/January 1994]
"My Dirty Secret," by Dean Swanson.
Popularity and the Politics of Butt-Wiping.
[July/August 1993]
"Let Them Eat Kibble," by Michael Hood.
Money troubles forced you back to the pet aisles? Here are some helpful tips.
[May 1993]
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